Whether you’re traveling by plane, car or on foot
Please wear a mask if you want to be good
Germs fly through the air
Covid’s not rare
There’s a new variant around every corner
With new strands to spare!
If you get a moment, the vaccination is free
At your drugstore, they’re giving away free mascara
with shot one
or two
or three
Or maybe that’s just a rumor- but what if it’s not?
You get beautiful eyes and lashes when you take the shot!
In New York City you get 100 bucks when you vax
That’s 100 bucks in your pocket, no strings, no tax
Who can resist free money? No one should-
This isn’t a joke, a mislead or a tease
When was the last time money grew on trees?
So for your health, your loved ones and even mine
Put on a mask and get on the line
You’ll be welcome in our restaurants, homes and the bar
And think about it, you’ll even be safe in your car!
You see, the truth is, we are worried about you
We don’t want you to get sick
So do us a favor and take the prick
